On the way to a birthday party with Thing 1, I made a wrong turn and we were not going to make the party in time.
SuburbanDaddy: We turned the wrong way.? We’re going to be a little late.
Thing 1:? Daddy, did we go the wrong way because the directions said to go that way.? Or because you went the wrong way?
SuburbanDaddy: [no answer]
Yes, not even four years old yet, and my son is already a wise-ass.
Good luck with that.