Thing 3 is the master of destruction, leaving a path of wreckage wherever he goes. Why should Christmas be any different?
We took the usual precautions and put the breakable ornaments out of his reach. Or so we thought. He’s already managed to break three ornaments. Usually by throwing the ball shaped ones. I have no idea how he gets them down. I suspect he throws things at the tree until one falls, like a squirrel getting acorns.
