So we were talking about Sesame Street. How Elmo is in every one, but not when I was a kid.
I used to watch the Count, who doesn’t seem to be part of the show anymore. Is Count politically incorrect? But I digress.
Thing 2: Daddy is old
SuburbanDaddy: Oh really? How old am I?
Thing 1: You were born two years after they freed the slaves
Too funny. I have been told recently that I am too old to have any children, but at least I am not as old as you!