Category: kids say the funniest

[after a successful potty attempt]

Thing 1: Going poopie helps your penis get bigger

SuburbanDaddy: What?!

Thing 1: When your penis goes up, the poopie comes down

SuburbanDaddy: Where did you hear that?

Thing 1: From you, daddy

[Car passes us while driving]

Thing 1: Daddy, why are you driving so slow?

SuburbanDaddy: I’m not driving slow. He’s driving fast.

Thing 1: The policeman will stop him and give him a timeout. That’s what happens when you go too fast.

[thinks for a little bit]

Thing 1: Do race cars get timeouts?