I knew Thing 3 reminded me of someone.
Author: suburbandaddy
The Secret Is Out
In preschool this week the topic is “Occupations”. Thing 3 learns about different jobs like librarian and police officer. ?The teacher asked each child about their parents’ occupations.
Teacher: What is your mommy’s occupation?
Thing 3: She puts on a show.
Teacher: Oh, what kind of show?
Thing 3: A show for money.
Teacher: Really?! And who is the show for?
Thing 3: Daddy
He never ceases to amaze. Clearly Thing 3 has a very vivid imagination.
This Is What Having Three Brothers Does To A Girl
Thing 4 is into the typical girl stuff. Dolls, bracelets, and her favorite color pink. But she lives in a house with 3 older brothers who are into throwing, tackling, and football. What happens when these worlds collide?
Friendly’s Owes Us Big Time
If Friendly’s Ice Cream is looking for a model for an advertising campaign, could they ever come up with anyone cuter than this?
Hey Friendly’s, you owe us for this free advertising. If you want to see more pictures of your products with Thing 4, she only works for ice cream.
My Name Is
It’s probably an understatement to say Thing 3 does not like change. If his routine, food, clothes, and conversations were the same every day, he would be just fine.
Today he had a new teacher in swim class. Considering how long it took him to feel comfortable with the last one, it was no surprise he was less than cooperative.
The new teacher cheerfully said, “Hi! What’s your name?”
Thing 3’s reply: “My name is Stinkpot.”
From Another Planet
I often think that Thing 3 is from another planet. He is truly an original as you have seen. Today he provided yet another clue.
We were watching Backyardigans, having nothing to do with space travel, when out of the blue he offered this:
Thing 3: I want to go on another planet. I don’t like our planet. I want to go to Mars. Mars is good.
Me: Why is Mars good?
Thing 3: Because Mars is the best planet. Because it’s so red. Because it’s a ball.
Where on Earth, or Mars, does he get this stuff?
A New Activity
We’re always looking for new activities. The more active the better. Today we found a new place called Rebounderz. Two giant trampoline arenas, video games. What more could you want?
First, they got instructions and the rules.
Then they got to jumping. For an hour non-stop. I have never seen them so sweaty.
After a while of practice, maybe they can be as good as this guy.
This is what Thing 3 looked like at the end.
Assembly Required
Often overlooked this time of year, when we are choosing gifts for our kids, is the amount of work required to assemble the gifts.
Last year it was the basketball hoop in the driveway which took 400 pounds of sand to fill the base. Yes, 400 lbs that I had to cart back from Home Depot in 50 lb bags. Then there was this debacle a couple years ago. And with the kids getting older the problem only seems to be growing.
This year I thought it would be good to get them a Foosball Table for Hanukah. But not just any table. I wanted to get one that would last many years, providing enjoyment all the way through high school. Did I mention I was a bit of a foosball aficionado back in the day?
I found a table on Amazon. It looked great in the picture and had good reviews. What I didn’t realize, until the guy delivered it on a packing crate, was that it weighed over 200lbs. And there was assembly required.
This is what it looks like on Amazon.
This is what it actually looks like after you manage to get the 200lb box down the basement stairs.
Four hours, 3 finger blisters, and a sore back later, we’re ready to unveil it tonight. Blisters are what happens when you don’t have the electric drill charged and you need to fasten dozens of wood screws by hand. I’m looking forward to the cute deluxe play kitchen I will be assembling on Christmas Eve. This time I will charge the drill ahead of time.