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Category: kids say the funniest

Kids Say The Funniest Things #2

[after a successful potty attempt]

Thing 1: Going poopie helps your penis get bigger

SuburbanDaddy: What?!

Thing 1: When your penis goes up, the poopie comes down

SuburbanDaddy: Where did you hear that?

Thing 1: From you, daddy

Posted on July 20, 2007September 14, 2007Categories kids say the funniestLeave a comment on Kids Say The Funniest Things #2

Kids Say The Funniest Things #1

[Car passes us while driving]

Thing 1: Daddy, why are you driving so slow?

SuburbanDaddy: I’m not driving slow. He’s driving fast.

Thing 1: The policeman will stop him and give him a timeout. That’s what happens when you go too fast.

[thinks for a little bit]

Thing 1: Do race cars get timeouts?

Posted on July 20, 2007July 20, 2007Categories kids say the funniestLeave a comment on Kids Say The Funniest Things #1

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